Dark Matter

Having heard various scientists explaining what they know and don't know about dark matter... I would like to go with the theory put forward by a texter on 5 Live this morning that it is, in fact, Marmite!

It IS dark, its compound is unearthly and it divides scientific opinion...what more evidence is needed?

As a proud member of the Marmarati ( http://www.marmarati.org/ ) here are some of the strange, crafty, out of this world encounters I have made, inspired by the substance...

This is the extra old, extra strong variety in training

and here is the Marmite Bird which nests in empty jars and lays totally black eggs.